god dammit i’m three adderalls deep and four red bulls and i’m not even halfway done this god damn exam for wednesday
as a Texan I can testify to the accuracy
[magician voice] prepare to be amazed as i do everything in my power to avoid adulthood
have you ever stopped liking somebody that you liked a lot and suddenly notice that they are a shitty person and realize how blinded you were by how much you liked them
You know your high when you drive through Taco Bell then realize someone’s holding a pizza in your passenger seat.